KiDs ChriStmas JoKes

oh boy.. and these kids think their jokes are funny!

Ha! Mum didn't want us to include these - but have you ever noticed how bad the jokes are inside the Christmas Crackers? These are better, maybe...
Sssh! maybe she won't notice we put them in - but just incase... We love you Mum! :)

Q. Who gives presents and bites?
A. Santa Jaws
(Thanks Daisy S from the UK!)

Q. Who is Santa's singing elf?
A. Carol

Q. What's Santa's dog called?
A. Santa Paws

Q. What's black white and red all over?
A. Santa in chimney soot
(Thanks Hannah Hall!)

Q. Which elf is the best singer?
A. Elfis Presley
(Thanks Terry from the UK!)

Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf

Q. What do Santa's elves learn in the North Pole school?
A. The Elfabet

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes

Q. What does Santa do in his garden?
A. Hoe Hoe Hoe!

Q. What rains at the north pole?
A. Reindeer!

Okay, well, if you have a joke that we can put on here, then please just email it to us and we'll put it up - but just don't tell our Mum okay?! :)